If the Illinois State Board of Education has its way, every student in grades 3 through 11 might soon be taking annual standardized tests. That plan has some state educators and parents in an uproar. Yearly testing will mean more class time spent preparing for and taking tests and less time focused on actual learning, they say.
Is testing mania out of control? The fact that testing is the subject of a new children's book is a good indicator that it is!
Judy Finchler, a K-8 school librarian and author of the popular Miss Malarkey Doesn't Live in Room 10, pokes fun at the hoopla that surrounds testing in her latest book, Testing Miss Malarkey (Walker & Company). Miss Malarkey attempts to play down to students the importance of the upcoming state tests, but the behavior of the school's staff belies the message. Miss Malarkey's fingernails aren't as long as they use to be, the gym teacher is teaching meditation to get students in a testing frame of mind, and the cafeteria ladies are pushing an inordinate amount of fish -- "brain food"! Those clues, plus the lineup of teachers outside the nurse's office on test day, are a testament to the panic that surrounds testing.
Test day provided great fodder for the book, Finchler told me earlier this week. "Testing is crucial to much that goes on during the school year," she said. "Every person in the building is concerned with the testing program. Fourth graders are well aware of the importance of the test, and eighth graders are often petrified."
Testing Miss Malarkey is an apt title for Finchler's new book, for as much as the kids in Miss Malarkey's class are being tested so are the teacher's abilities, stamina, and nerves!
Testing, it seems, might have gone too far. If the Illinois State Board of Education gets its way, that will be proof positive!